30 May 2026

Hunting and cooking Halflings for pleasure and profit.

Game of Fantasy in Middle Earth. 

Using Midgard in 28mm.













Organized, using terrain and models and umpired by Tim Snoddy.

AAR by David Maltman ( as dictated from Gorak the Orruk leader ).

Players
Halflings : Jeremy Dowd and Billy McClenaghan.
Orruks    : David Maltman and David Smylie.

Orders of Battle, both sides 400 point armies.

Orruks
Heros                         : 1 Level 3 and 2 level 2.
Ard Boyz                    : 2 units.
Orruk Soldiers           : 4 units.
Orruk Man-Skewers  : 1 unit.
Hobgoblins                : 7 units.
Warg riders               : 4 units.
Mountain trolls          : 1 unit.

Halflings
Heros                                   : 1 Level 3 and 2 level 2.
Halfling Dog lancers            : 4 units.
Halfling Heavy Dog lancers : 1 units.
Halfling Wardens                 : 2 units.
Halfling Heavy foot              : 1 units.
Halfling Pike                        :  2 units.
Halfling Sword                     :  2 units.
Halfling Dog Rifle                 : 1 units.
Forest Trolls                         : 3 units.


Editors comment : The AAR was mostly derived from talking to the Orruk Leader Gorak after the battle, there being no Halflings present in a state to interview. Those that were present where generally roasting on spits and even Orruks mostly kill their food before cooking it. The Hobgoblins I'm not so sure about, I kept well away from them. The trolls just take their food raw, ugh!

The battlefield before the belligerents arrive. Reputation points are given at the end of each turn for having the nearest unit to each of the 3 standing stones. The river disrupts units unless they have the agile trait ( most of the halflings ).


The Orruks are the attackers so get to deploy first. One contingent deploys at the river, one at  12" from their baseline and the third contingent arrives on the second turn.

Orruks Deploy at river on central area and back behind left flank.
Halflings deploy Dog lancers in centre and infantry on flanks.

Orruk Man-skewers fire on Halflings knights, to no effect.

Halflings move to river, Dog lancers unit crosses river.

Orruks advance on left keeping out of killing zone range.

Wargs and Orruks arrive and cover centre and right flank.

Halflings fire on centre Orruks to no effect.


Halflings advance across the river. Halflings fire with little effect.

Orruks on left do a general charge. 2 of the Halflings units evade.
Two melees , each Halflings units suffers 1 stamina loss and are pushed back. 
General shooting happened with no effect.


Halflings got 3 reputation for being in control of the 3 areas.
Orruks get 2 reputation for the first charge by a hero.


Halfling Dog lancers try crossing in the center and Orruks archers evade.
Orruks are attacked but cause 1 stamina and push Halflings back.
Hobgoblins lose 2 stamina and are forced back.
Shooting ineffectual.


Melee in the left flank.
Both Orruks and hobgoblins kill the halfling units.

Halfling Dog lancers attack Warg riders and push them back.
Halflings fire on center Ard Boyz and push them back.

Wargs push Halflings Dog lancers back on right.

You can see the Mountain Trolls are still wandering around. They are not the sharpest tool in the Orruk tool box but they are probably the best fighting unit. I think Mr Smylie lost track of that during the action, I only realised when doing the AAR - Editor.

Orruks control 1 area , halflings 2.


Halflings line up along river, Dog lancers cross in center.
Halflings fire on Orruks on right and get 2 hits.


Halfling Dog lancers attack Wargs, but are pushed back and hobgoblin support means they receive no hits.

Halfling Dog lancers and hero (  Prissy Prince Percy on Poncy Pegasus ) attack Warg Riders and are counter charged by the Wargs. Wargs win, Hero fails health to hero's test and receives 1 hit and unit pushed back.

Halfling Dog lancers attack Wargs on the right and are pushed back by the Wargs.

Orruks on left consolidate.

Warg Riders in centre get pushed back along with their supports.

Other Warg unit causes a casualty and pushes Halflings Dog lancers. Prissy Prince Percy on Poncy Pegasus fails another health to hero's test and is killed.

Final Warg unit kill Halflings Dog lancers.


Orruks have control of 2 of the areas and Halflings one. The tide has well and truly turned. 


Left flank, Orruks attacked by forest trolls. The Orruks win and push back the trolls.
Halflings knights attack Orruks the Orruks win and push them back, 1 casualty each.


Halfling Dog lancers are pushed backwards in center.

Forest trolls suffer 1 stamina loss and are pushed back.

Halflings knights get a stamina loss and are pushed back into river.


Orruks get 2 points and Halflings one for holding the standing stones.


Melees continue and forest trolls lose, 1 point of stamina , Halfling Hero Clive loses one stamina.

Halflings knights are killed.

Warg Riders in centre win.


Orruks smelling the blood do a massive charge all along the front.


Except for the thickie Mountain trolls, could not think themselves out of a cul-de-sac.

On the left flank

First fight hobgoblins vs Halflings sword draw.
Orruks vs forest trolls , forest trolls die.
The Ard Boyz push the Halfling Pike back.

Orruks push the Halflings Dog lancers back with 1 stamina loss.


In the center

Wargs v Halfling Dog lancers draw.
Orruks vs forest trolls draw.
Orruks vs wardens broke in the stream.


Orruk Ard boys vs Forest Trolls, Trolls win and push Orruks back.


David Smylie ( aka Nakkar the Doomed ) on fine dice rolling for a change. In this game if you faced him you were the doomed one. It was interesting to watch the usually unflappable Billy get more and more annoyed as his dice rolling was absolutely trounced by David. Jeremy was similarly getting savaged by myself on the left flank. I think on average we were getting 2 to 3 times the number of hits in the melees.

The battlefield at the end of the game. Showing the Orruk army storming across the river.



The Orruks chalice overflows with reputation and the Halflings are devoid of honour and flee the field.

All that remains is to gather up our Orruk dead and send them on their way to the next life on their funeral pyres.

Then gather up the dead Halflings and have a celebratory bar-b-queue. I do love the smell of roasting Halfling in the evening, it smells of victory, oh and roast pork.

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Post battle interview between the Editor and Gorak the Orruk commander. The things I do for you readers.


Well Gorak, the lads did well, a crushing defeat for the Halfling army. But tell us way did the war start ?

All you humies think those short arses are nice little critters. But we Orruks know better than that.

These lands we have used for centuries to graze our pig herds. But those wee gobbits come out and kill our shepherds and steal our porkers. Causing starvation among the tribes. So we all got together to give them a lesson they won't forget soon, the manky nobbits.

Now, I smell that that hobbit has been done to perfection, which cut would you like ? I recommend the inner arm. At this point I was not sure what to do, refuse and risk offending an 8 foot tall Orruk or chomp down on something that looks like a child. Well cowardice took over from valour and anyway I reckoned Halflings are not human, so its not cannibalism. It did taste rather good, a bit like chicken, with pork crackling. Gorak then said "Ah the Pegasus should be ready, a special treat" so I asked for a bit of wing, a good choice apparently, a bit like pork, but much sweeter. At that point I took my leave while they still had more Halflings to roast, I did not want to become desert.

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A rogues gallery for those not familiar with the combatants.


The Orruk army.

Orruk Ard Boyz


Think over large Knights in Plate mail wielding huge axes or swords and you are there. Best of the Orruk infantry.









Orruk soldiers.


Lesser Orruks than the Ard Boyz, some armour plate, mail and shield. With spears and hand weapons.









Orruk Man-Skewers.


The Orruk skirmishers. Basically the soldiers in lighter leather armour with huge crossbows.

So named as, if they fire it a massed ranks of humans it is quite possible to skewer 3 men on one of the quarrels.


Hobgoblins


A lesser species related to Orruks, but more multitudinous. Use scale armour and hand weapons. Weakest units in the army, ideal for supporting units.



Warg riders


A smaller species of Orruks who have tamed ( I use the word very loosely ) Wargs to allow them to ride them. They use short bows.








Mountain Trolls


Trolls who live in close proximity to the Orruks in the Mountains and have been in alliance with them for many years. A good 8 feet tall and wield big, spiked clubs. Not the brightest of creatures, but the best fighters in the Orruk army. Don't wear armour but their hide is think enough not to need it.




The Halfling army.


Halfling Dog lancers


Medium Halfling cavalry on large dogs.





Halfling Heavy Dog lancers 


Think Medieval knights on armoured large dogs.





Halfling Wardens.

Skirmishers using bows and slings. Very agile.


Halfling Heavy foot.

Wear heavy armour 


Halfling Pike


Halflings with Pikes.





Halfling Sword


Skirmishers with javelins and swords.



Halfling Dog Rifles


Scouts with rifles. They seem to be infantry so I assume the rifles are for shooting dogs.





Forest Trolls


Forest trolls which have been captured when young and trained to act as mounts with a saddle for a rifleman to sit on. They don't wear armour, but have very thick skin so don't need it. They used large clubs with good effect. The Orruks thinks this is an abomination and any Troll riders get skinned alive before being roasted alive ( their one exception to roasting fallen enemies alive ). The Forest Trolls themselves only enemy unit that the Orruks would not eat, they just cremated them.



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Photos curtesy of David Maltman. 

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